Monday, July 7, 2014

Getting the Last Laugh Part 2: My TOP TEN Most Memorable TV Comedy Leads

In Part One of GETTING THE LAST LAUGH: MY MOST MEMORABLE TV COMEDY LEADS, I listed my choices for numbers 25 through 11. Now put down your copy of THE FAULT IN THE STARS or the Bible or whatever reading material you have stashed away under your bed and make sure you've read this first:

Now you're ready to move on to...


10. DICK LOUDON (NEWHART)
It’s no coincidence that Bob Newhart appears back-to-back (#'s 11 & 10) on this list, which you would know if you read the previous blog -- shame on you for ignoring my instructions. The only conceivable debate that raged in my mind was the chosen order: who would rank higher, Dick Loudon or Robert Hartley? I imagine Seventies Bob on one side of a shrubbery (naturally the Top Ten is surrounded by foliage as opposed to a fence -- this isn't HOGAN'S HEROES) having a dead-pan stare down with his Eighties counterpart. Here's how I made my decision...

NEWHART was more genteel, initially based around a DIY author attempting to run a country inn with his sweater-loving wife in the idyllic hamlet of Stratford. THE BOB NEWHART SHOW had a more urban feel, covering the life of a (mostly) happily married couple working in the bustlin’ and toddlin’ town of Chicago.

Just look at their opening credits:

NEWHART is light strings and woodwinds, peacefully playing as we glide over pastoral hills and contemplative lake views until we finally reach the Stratford Inn. 




The original opening sequence for THE BOB NEWHART SHOW trails our favorite headshrinker during his weary commute home by both foot and train. Later versions moved away from having Emily the dutiful wife waiting at home to both spouses leaving for their respective workdays.




But while TBNS dealt with assorted comical doctor-patient conflict/resolutions as well as the ups and downs of both friendships and marital relationships, NEWHART got downright surreal. It was both unexpected and admirable that a show that could have easily plugged along relying on gags and storylines based on revolving guest stars (since the setting was an inn) – instead shifted the comedic focus to the various oddball denizens of the small community. Often times, Dick Loudon was the lone sane person in an increasingly bizarre world. Which only makes the “notable moment” of choice an absolute no-brainer…

NOTABLE MOMENT: Here we have the real reason I popped Dick Loudon one spot ahead of Robert Hartley: it’s revealed at the end of NEWHART’s run that Dick Loudon and every other citizen of Stratford were all part of a long and strange dream brought on by too much Japanese food. To this day, the final minutes of the NEWHART series finale continue to be acknowledged as the greatest (and most surprising) end of any TV series, ever.


The impish side of me found the notion of having a subconscious persona outpacing its creator to be vastly amusing. In a sense, that actually happened, for while THE BOB NEWHART SHOW logged 142 episodes…NEWHART racked up an even more impressive total of 184. Add it all together, and there’s my tenuous rationale for Dick beating Bob by one spot. Had I done this as one blog/list as opposed to splitting it in two, I suspect this would have been a dead heat.


9. ROSEANNE CONNER (ROSEANNE)
Of course, not every surprise “it was all a dream” series ending works out quite as well as NEWHART’s did. The less said about the off-putting way ROSEANNE closed out its run, the better. But even though the series ended poorly, there’s no denying that for several seasons, ROSEANNE was one of the best comedies on TV, due mostly to the life and comic routines of Roseanne Barr (only so much blog space, so not about to list her Erica Kane-esque number of surnames).

ROSEANNE was a departure from the suburban sitcom families of the Eighties, and the blue collar trials and tribulations of the Conner family were instantly relatable, helping make the show the most real “family sitcom” since the Seventies (where shows like ALL IN THE FAMILY and GOOD TIMES weren’t afraid to focus on people just barely eking out a living). 


Sure, the titular star could be annoying and abrasive to some, but her keen insight into familial relationships (parents, spouses, siblings) made her show a must-see for millions every Tuesday night. And like those shows from more than a decade earlier, the series occasionally dealt with serious issues that ranged from abortion to racism. Most of these attempts avoided the pitfalls of your typical special episode/afterschool message, proving that Roseanne knew how to make us laugh, but she also knew how to test the limits of societal acceptance and make us think.


NOTABLE MOMENT: The highlights of ROSEANNE could veer from the moments when Roseanne saw herself in her daughter Darlene to every Halloween themed episode (one looked forward to a new ROSEANNE Halloween episode with just as much anticipation as the latest SIMPSONS “Treehouse of Horror” installment). However, I’d direct anyone starved for laughs to the munchy goodness of “A Stash From the Past”, where Roseanne, Dan and Jackie light up some ganja they find in the basement. Yeah, there’s a little anti-drug message here too, but it’s more hysterical than heavy handed, especially for network TV.


8. BASIL FAWLTY (FAWLTY TOWERS)
Hotel manager Basil Fawlty was constantly beset by impulses both greedy and paranoid. At times snobbish and condescending, he so clearly detested most people that his being involved in the hospitality industry was probably the biggest joke of FAWLTY TOWERS. 

There were only a dozen episodes of this wildly popular and outrageous British comedy series that John Cleese did shortly after the Monty Python show ran its course. It’s one of the few comedies (and lead characters) that could be alternately highbrow and low, and mix fast paced dialogue scenes as deftly crafted as any Marx Brothers film with pure slapstick comedy. Never lovable (and sometimes barely likable), watching Basil sputter, stammer and give any number of double-takes was always cause for laughter, as were his many muttered asides.


NOTABLE MOMENT: I considered citing the insanely funny final episode of the series (“Basil the Rat”), but after watching a recent World Cup soccer match, I realized I had to pick the all-time classic comedy moment from “The Germans”, when after Basil’s oft-repeated warning to everyone to “not mention the war” around a visiting group of Germans, he then proceeds to pepper his entire conversation with WWII references before lapsing into a Hitler Silly Walk. It might be the most deliriously funny thing Cleese ever did post-Python.


7. DR. FRASIER CRANE (FRASIER)
Outside of cartoons or daytime soap operas, few actors can lay claim to playing the same character for thirty years, but Kelsey Grammer did just that. In the Eighties, elitist psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane eventually learned to commune with the common man in a bar in Boston, But in the Nineties, Frasier apparently forgot those lessons, and became even more uptight and prissy than ever before when he relocated back to Seattle. Of course, his brother turns out to be an extreme version of that Crane nose-in-the-air persona, while his father Martin would have been right at home with Frasier’s previous group of Boston barflies.

I thought Frasier would have had an easier time relating to his dad just based on those Cheers years, but perhaps his jet from Boston to Seattle passed through a mysterious cloud of regressive radiation. However, the writers made these canny decisions in order to foster material for the most laughs – as the foibles of such snobbery are always ripe comedy fodder.

Amazingly, as his flaws became more pronounced and comical, Frasier Crane also became a more fully realized person. Even despite his occasionally insufferable attitude, Frasier still evolved. That character growth and Grammer’s commanding elocution...not to mention a number of clear homages to the late great Jack Benny combined to make Frasier Crane one of the all-time great TV characters, completely outstripping and surpassing all his barroom buddies from years before.


NOTABLE MOMENT: I was tempted to pick Frasier (ahem) hiding in the closet in “Daphne’s Room”, but instead, I’m going with his mounting losses to his father in “Chess Pains”. It’s not only funny, but it also explores a key component that made FRASIER a success – the frequently contentious relationship with his dad.


6. MARY RICHARDS (THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW)
THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW was groundbreaking and emblematic of the women's liberation movement, regardless of the fact that Mary Richards never identified herself as a feminist at any point on the series. It wasn't about labels, it was about taking a step forward past previous depictions of women on television. That hat Mary tosses up in the iconic opening credit sequence was a metaphor for shedding the restrictive roles of the past and embracing the freedom of a new age of women in pop culture.

Of course there were some strong female characters on television in the Sixties, but they were often still housewives (including Moore's previous role as Laura "Oh Rob!" Petrie on THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW) with only a small handful of exceptions like THAT GIRL, a show co-created by and starring noted activist Marlo Thomas. But THAT GIRL's Ann Marie often relied heavily on both her father and boyfriend to help guide her life decisions. That was not the case for young Mary Richards that fateful day in 1970 when she walked through the doors of WJM-TV in Minneapolis. And while one could say Lou Grant and Murray Slaughter were older men who both took on surrogate familial roles for Mary, they mostly transcended gender: employer, colleague and eventually friends. As the series went on, Mary was soon seen less as the office girl and more as a true equal.


THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW was also a pioneer in having a amazingly wide array of sharply written characters, any of whom could be counted on for a solid laugh. Mary Richards, Lou Grant, Murray Slaughter, Ted Baxter, Sue Ann Nivens, Rhoda Morgenstern, Phyllis Lindstrom, Georgette Franklin -- this stable of comedy stars (along with writers like James L. Brooks and Allan Burns) created a template for comedies that would be both honored and repeated in shows like TAXI, CHEERS, MURPHY BROWN, NEWSRADIO and 30 ROCK among others.

And at the core of it all -- was Mary Richards. She could be sweet and sappy -- the child-like hitches in her sobbing were a recipe for tear-inducing laughs. But she was also sharp, clever and at times quite forceful as well, whether she was standing up to Lou Grant or putting Ted Baxter in his place. But more than anything else, she inspired loyalty and love from her co-stars and even more so from the audience.

NOTABLE MOMENT: I wonder if it is remotely permissible to select something OTHER than the "Chuckles the Clown" episode?




But if I was bold enough to pick anything else...it would be this musical moment from the "Murray Can't Lose" episode.




5. JERRY SEINFELD (SEINFELD)
There is a long standing tradition of stand-up comedians starring in their own sitcoms. Several have already appeared in the Top Twenty-Five and many others were relegated to the Ya Missed It By This-Much pile. To be perfectly honest, one could make a case for Jerry Seinfeld being the worst actor in the entire bunch. But that's only if acting was judged solely on drama and heart-tugging special moments -- the sort of thing that could never happen on SEINFELD. 

Much has been made of the fact that Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David set out to make "a show about nothing" -- most of the meta-tastic fourth season mocks and exploits that very idea. What's even more admirable, is that despite logging 172 episodes, the show always remained unapologetically unsentimental. There was never a "very special" SEINFELD, and if someone appeared with that sort of baggage in tow, chances are they'd be worse off by the time the credits rolled.

The blending of Seinfeld and David's sensibilities was easy, as they shared much in common: Two Jewish/New York comedians who mined the minutiae of their daily lives for laughs. Larry was the more edgy of the two, which may have been the reason why Jerry was popular with the masses while virtually all of Larry's fan support was from fellow comics. 

But that edge not only led to the creation of Larry's virtual stand-in on the series (George Costanza, who was essentially a short and squat Larry David), it also brought out Jerry's suppressed dark side. As a result, the laughs on SEINFELD didn't come from Jerry's "Did ya ever notice..." routines about airplane food and going to the supermarket. But they often bore a resemblance to the flickering and inappropriate thoughts that cause us to stifle a laugh when sitting in a funeral or crowded elevator. They manifested in events most of us could not only relate to, it became common to refer to such occurrences as "having a Seinfeld moment". That instant recognition coupled with Jerry Seinfeld's stage-honed timing and delivery yielded more laughs over the course of nine years than any other comic in the history of the medium. And (spoiler alert) that's why I rank him higher than any other comedian who ever got his or her own sitcom. 

NOTABLE MOMENT: It’s worth mentioning that similar to another comedy lead who will appear later on this list, Jerry Seinfeld was exceedingly generous by often conceding the biggest laughs to his co-stars, leading to signature scenes such as George’s Marine Biologist saga, Elaine’s funky dance and Kramer hosting his own version of the Merv Griffin show. But picking a moment for the titular star himself? I’d call it Sophie’s Choice, but only if Sophie turned out to be the Octo-Mom.

The brief identity switch between Jerry and Kramer in “The Chicken Roaster” is gloriously silly. But not only does it  echo a classic ODD COUPLE gag (that is actually funnier in execution), George and Elaine also switch places in “The Opposite”. So that led me away from that scene.

I considered  Jerry’s reaction to “The Puffy Shirt” or his efforts to remember the female body part/name of the woman he’s dating in “The Junior Mint”. But what about “Man Hands” or “It was a scratch, not a pick” or his anger over Tim Whatley converting to Judaism “for the jokes” –  the more I ruminated on the show, the harder it became to decide.  And while all of these would all fill out a top ten or twenty…none felt right for the top spot.


Most fans would pick “The Contest” as the greatest SEINFELD episode of all time, and Jerry losing his mind due to his sexual frustration is wonderfully over-the-top. But would I call it my  favorite Jerry moment? It’s close, but I instead settled on a duo that seem to go hand in hand, or more likely two other body parts joined together…

Sex did play a major part in my final decision, but I slid away from the more commonly cited neo-classics to two episodes that delved into the relationship between Jerry and Elaine – both of which result in them hitting the sheets again.

First, there’s the fabulously funny negotiation between Jerry and Elaine as they try to strike a “Friends with Benefits” accord (years before anyone ever used such a phrase) in “The Deal”... 


And…Jerry’s insistence at getting one more crack at bedding Elaine after he learns that she faked every orgasm in “The Mango” is just as notable moment-worthy. Yes, I cheated by picking a pair – not that there’s anything wrong with that.



4. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN “HAWKEYE” PIERCE (M*A*S*H)
Other than HOGAN’S HEROES (set in a POW camp during WWII), it’s hard to conceive of a less comedic setting than a mobile surgical army hospital during the Korean War. The fact that the stories were often thinly disguised allegories for the Vietnam War (which was still being fought when M*A*S*H premiered in 1972) – forget churning out the chuckles, how did it ever get green lit for prime time TV? In fact, ratings were poor throughout that first season (which could  be said about many comedies that grew to be immensely popular, such as CHEERS and SEINFELD), but CBS continued to buck the conventions of safe programming and paired it up with another controversy-courting show (ALL IN THE FAMILY) for its second season. From that point on, M*A*S*H would continue to net huge viewership numbers for the next ten years.

Although CBS stable mate ALL IN THE FAMILY often dealt with serious issues, M*A*S*H was the first true dramedy. Clearly NOT shot before a live studio audience, there was still the familiar standard sitcom laugh track throughout the show – EXCEPT when the doctors were in surgery. In later seasons, some stories were more experimental or simply far more somber in content – and the laugh track would be largely absent from those episodes as well.

Lanky and lovably lecherous early on, Hawkeye Pierce was the martini-swilling, authority bucking protagonist of the series. He was the synthesis of Groucho Marx, Holden Caulfield and Abbie Hoffmann all rolled into one prowling prankster with the best surgical hands in the unit. Over time, more of Alan Alda’s own persona and views seemed to surface in Hawkeye – even at one point making that character (along with popular talk show host Phil Donahue) the poster boy for the feminization of men. Of course, those espousing such views tended to be idiots.

I wouldn't classify Hawkeye Pierce as  a hero who railed against a specific political party or movement; often times M*A*S*H was often about his battle against bureaucracy and any system of authority that dehumanized people, turning flesh and blood into statistics and acceptable losses. And while he made us laugh when taking on the likes of Major Frank Burns or Colonel Flagg…he’s probably better remembered for any number of searing and powerful moments on the series. M*A*S*H truly excelled when they balanced the comedy and tragedy, producing some of the best dark comedy and gallows humor ever done for television. Which leads me to the…

NOTABLE MOMENT: In “The Late Hawkeye Pierce”, Hawkeye has been mistakenly declared dead by the US Army. At first it’s an amusing goof, the typical US Army red tape snafu. But the episode takes a more serious turn, as an anxious Hawkeye realizes he’s unable to stop the news of his premature death from reaching his elderly father. Frustrated and resigned to his fate, Hawkeye takes “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” to a new level when he boards a bus loaded with corpses that’s about to depart. But as a whole new wave of wounded descends upon the camp, his conscience kicks in and he goes back to work sewing kids back together again. Life goes on, despite what the Army might say.


3. FELIX UNGER and OSCAR MADISON 
(THE ODD COUPLE)
Two landmark sitcoms exploded onto the CBS schedule within a few months of each other during the 1970-1971 TV season: THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW and ALL IN THE FAMILY. But there was a third sitcom that lifted off on ABC that season as well, forming a trio of classic comedies that in my mind cinches the 1970-71 TV season as the greatest period of comedy premieres – ever. As for that third comedy -- I wasn't talking about THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY; I meant THE ODD COUPLE (a.k.a. my personal all-time favorite sitcom).


In 1965, Neil Simon's THE ODD COUPLE made its debut on Broadway. It featured a dream casting coup of Art Carney as Felix Unger and Walter Matthau as Oscar Madison -- and it was directed by Mike Nichols, no slouch in the world of comedy  himself. 

A few years later, Matthau reprised his role as the sloppy sportswriter, and he was joined by his close friend and frequent co-star – the great Jack Lemmon. Their chemistry (as always) was undeniable…and after success on the stage and the silver screen – the next medium for Simon's bickering buddies to conquer was television. 

And it was on TV that THE ODD COUPLE made its most indelible mark. As good as the previous beloved icons were in the roles of Felix and Oscar – it became clear that Tony Randall and Jack Klugman were the definitive mismatched roommates.


Pairing up strikingly different personalities had been a comedy staple for several decades, with famed duos like Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello and Martin & Lewis. One could reduce Felix & Oscar  to their most overt traits, habits and lifestyles. Felix Unger was a nasal-honking, cleanliness obsessed hypochondriac. Oscar Madison was a curmudgeonly slob, at home wearing an askew baseball cap and a mustard stained sweatshirt while placing bets with his bookie.

One can find the comedic DNA of these two characters in any number of TV series and films that followed. The more successful  productions influenced by Felix & Oscar understood that Felix & Oscar added up to far more than the perceived sum of their parts. For even though their surface details could border on cartoonish, both Felix and Oscar felt quite real, with considerable depth and emotional range.

While mining comedic territory that had been barely touched on TV beforehand (such as divorce -- and in the pre jiggle TV era, there was quite a lot of sexual innuendo as well), there was also a strong sense of old school classic Catskills-style of comedy. Felix & Oscar may have been gentiles on-screen, but there was as almost as much Jewish flavor to the show’s humor as any episode of SEINFELD or CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. That’s not just a credit to Tony Randall and Jack Klugman (both of whom were Jewish), but to the writing staff and the guidance of co-creators and former Bar Mitzvah boys Garry Marshall and Jerry Belson. Let’s face it, from the Marx Brothers to Mel Brooks, the Chosen People know their comedy!

Randall and Klugman were superb in their roles, earning three Emmys between them. But unlike any other duo or pair on TV – from Lucy & Ricky to Batman & Robin to Mulder & Scully, I believe it’s borderline sacrilegious to separate Felix and Oscar for any award or any ranking on a list. Like the Sinatra song about Love and Marriage – you can’t have one without the other. 

I’d assume any true ODD COUPLE fan would agree with me, but you know what they say about assume



NOTABLE MOMENT: In terms of picking a favorite episode, there’s a vast treasure trove to dig through. Every time Felix & Oscar ended up in court (including “My Strife in Court” which feature that classic ASSUME scene) made for a worthy contender. Game show appearances on “Password” and “Let’s Make a Deal” would rank very high, as would the episodes when they win a car (“The New Car”), join a monastery (“The Odd Monks”) or tangle with the IRS (“The Ides of April”).

I tend to be partial to a few musical Felix moments, such as the "Oscar-Oscar-Oscar" song from “Felix, the Calypso Singer”, and just the thought of the lyric "M-A-D is what he gets at me" from the episode “You Saved My Life” never fails to make me smile.

Certain lines will always get me giggling too, such as the fourth-wall breaking moment in "The Moonlighter" when Felix says to the camera "It'll be dark...I better bring my big spoon." Not to mention hearing the echoing voice of Felix declaring "I don't like pits-pits-pits in my juice-juice-juice" as an angry sleepwalking Oscar smacks the finicky fussbudget with a newspaper in "The Sleepwalker".



But...If I have to pick my favorite EPISODE, it would be “The Exorcists”, in which two-chicken craving Doctor Clove (Victor Buono) advises Felix on how to remove the spirits from a haunted air conditioner. 




On a side note, continuity was often sacrificed in the name of comedy on THE ODD COUPLE, so talk of what is “canon” on the series can often lead to frothing at the mouth and tears of blood. Here’s a web page devoted to many of the inconsistencies that abounded over the show's five year run:


2. RALPH KRAMDEN (THE HONEYMOONERS)
Much like THE SIMPSONS originally started out as a collection of animated shorts on THE TRACY ULLMAN SHOW, THE HONEYMOONERS was a running sketch on CAVALCADE OF STARS and then THE JACKIE GLEASON SHOW for nearly four years before graduating to series status in the fall of 1955. Although the Kramdens and Nortons appeared dozens of times before their series debut -- and would appear many times in sketches and specials for years after THE HONEYMOONERS ended its brief run, generations of viewers are solely familiar with The Classic 39. Few other shows have attained such immense iconic status and had as seismic an effect on comedies to follow with such a relatively small number of episodes.

THE HONEYMOONERS didn't take place in some cul-de-sac, suburb or idyllic small town; most scenes took place at 328 Chauncey Street, a rundown apartment building in Brooklyn. The Kramden's apartment was strikingly sparse and desolate, as if it were something Kafka had dreamed up.** At the center of this low-rent universe was Ralph Kramden, a city bus driver who was barely scratching out a living while forever hatching get-rich schemes that usually involved his best friend and neighbor Ed Norton. 

**I was going to make an allusion to the set being like something out of a Beckett play, but I didn't think it would land quite right.

Ralph Kramden was a veritable force of nature. At times he was all bravado and bluster -- particularly when he was put on the spot by his eternally patient wife Alice. But beyond the yelling and oft-repeated threats of a one-way ticket to the moon, Ralph was always proven to be all bark and no bite, and the truly sweet nature of the man inevitably shone through, be it in his friendship with Norton or his loving relationship with his wife.

Admittedly, one enduring and dubious legacy of THE HONEYMOONERS is the premise of the overweight guy with the "out of his league" attractive spouse. I'd give a rundown of examples, but these guys have already saved me the trouble:


But beyond that trivial trope, THE HONEYMOONERS set the precedent of sitcom storytelling that has surfaced in so many shows. And not just live-action -- would there be a FLINTSTONES, SIMPSONS or FAMILY GUY without THE HONEYMOONERS to pave the way? And outside of Homer Simpson himself (who is languishing at the barricades outside of all these "No Toons Need Apply" lists I've churned out), Ralph Kramden wasn't simply the most bombastic and larger than life character ever to grace a TV screen, he was portrayed by perhaps the most talented and versatile performer to appear on this list: Jackie Gleason.

Despite his size, Gleason had a grace and agility that later heavy set comedic actors such as Belushi, Candy or Farley emulated if never quite matched. He may not have been Fred Astaire, but the man knew how to move.



And was there a better and funnier TV character ever when it came to facial expressions? From shocked reactions to slow burns, no one did it better than Gleason. It's worth noting that unlike so many other sitcoms over the course of the past sixty years, THE HONEYMOONERS had no laugh track. Every sound you heard was the actual live audience reacting to the show (which was shot like a play -- no additional takes due to gaffes or to capture other angles). As you watch this Kramden compilation, be aware that every single giggle and guffaw happened as Gleason, Carney and company were being filmed.



NOTABLE MOMENT: As with any comedy lead on this list, there was an abundance of scenes and/or episodes to choose from...such as Ralph mocking the unseen threat of Harvey in "The Bensonhurst Bomber" or Ralph spitefully filling out the character reference questionnaire about Norton in "The Deciding Vote"...

...but there's no way I could ignore the most obvious choice. It HAS to be Ralph as the Chef of the Future in "Better Living Through TV".


The fact that the prop unexpectedly came apart, and Gleason had to ad-lib to keep the proceedings going -- made this even more impressive. Almost sixty years later, few sitcoms that have even come close to topping this gem.


1. ARCHIE BUNKER (ALL IN THE FAMILY)
As I write this, it occurs to me that four of the top five TV Comedy Leads actually resided in New York City:

#5. Jerry Seinfeld: Upper East Side
#3. Felix Unger & Oscar Madison: Central Park West
#2. Ralph Kramden: Bensonhurst, Brooklyn, NY

...and the Number One choice lived in Corona, Queens, NYSo let's give a good old Bronx Cheer for the anti-New York crowd.

Sitting atop this impressive heap of laugh-meisters and merry-makers, undoubtedly in his favorite chair -- My Most Memorable TV Comedy Lead is Archie Bunker. Like Ralph Kramden, Archie was a red meat-eating, blue collar-wearing kinda guy, a man who worked his way up to the middle class from being a child of the Great Depression. But where THE HONEYMOONERS primarily focused on the unraveling of Ralph's schemes and other purely comic fodder, ALL IN THE FAMILY did something that no American comedy had ever done before, and few have ever attempted since.  

Inspired heavily by the popular and bracing British sitcom TILL DEATH US DO PART, Norman Lear and his staff of writers used AITF to hold a mirror up to all the issues of the day. Nothing was too taboo to be tackled on the series: politics, religion, sex, race...and bear in mind this show started in 1970. Race riots and the Stonewall riots were still very much on the minds of most people in America. The Women's Liberation Movement was a frequent cover story on many news weeklies, and the increasingly polarizing war was still raging on in Vietnam. More than forty years later, I'll watch an episode of AITF and not only marvel about how it got past Standards & Practices, but also realize that AITF could not be made in today's political and social climate.

ALL IN THE FAMILY quickly became the most popular TV show in the US and remained atop the Neilsen ratings for several years. At the core of the show was the oxymoronic Archie Bunker, for he could be best described as a "lovable bigot". More so than in real life, fictional characters can evolve, and Archie did learn to overcome and minimize most of his prejudices over the years. So by the time AITF became ARCHIE BUNKER'S PLACE, Archie was unlikely to say anything like this nugget from "We're Having a Heat Wave".


But beyond the examination of issues from hot flashes to homosexuality, AITF could come up with some marvelously dense dialogue comedy scenes that revolved around Archie. This classic scene from "Pay the Twenty Dollars" manages to make math funnier than one could ever imagine.



In addition to juggling more laughs than most other comedies as well as scalding hot button issues -- there were moments with Archie that were as powerfully moving as any drama then or since. The passing of Edith actually occurred on ARCHIE BUNKER'S PLACE, and ranks among the most heartbreaking goodbyes to any beloved TV icon. Before that, this was the moment that inspired millions of teary eyes from coast-to-coast: the final minutes of "The Stivics Go West".




Yes, episodes dealing with character departures are always going to be sad. But here's something you hadn't seen on any comedy series before ALL IN THE FAMILY...a scene from the bottle episode "Two's a Crowd" in which Michael** learns about the nature of Archie's relationship with his own dad.



**I've had high praise for both Jean Stapleton (see My Comedy Supporting Players blog) and now Carroll O'Connor for their magnificent work, but watching several clips and episodes this weekend, I've come to the conclusion that Rob Reiner does't get nearly enough credit for how good he was on AITF.

NOTABLE MOMENT: Believe it or not, I'm not picking the Sammy Davis Junior scene from "Sammy's Visit". Nor am I going with Archie struggling to deal with Edith's menopause in "Edith's Problem". In fact, I'm straying away from all the issue oriented scenes or any interactions with guest stars or recurring characters like George Jefferson (although those scenes were consistently priceless). No, there's one scene that will always come to mind whenever I think about Archie Bunker and ALL IN THE FAMILY... 

From "Gloria Sings the Blues"...a sock and a sock and a shoe and a shoe...






I now bring this series of MY MOST MEMORABLE TV CHARACTERS to a close. Hopefully you enjoyed these little sojourns down my memory lane of television. Maybe it reminded you of a beloved show you watched as a kid after school, maybe it inspired you to track down something you've never seen. My hope was to be equally entertaining and informative; if I accomplished either one of those two objectives, it was a worthwhile trip for me as well. 

Since I don't quite know how to end this...I'll just steal a classic ending from somewhere else. This Top Ten list began with citing Newhart as having the greatest final episode in the history of situation comedies. Now some may pick M*A*S*H or CHEERS or any number of others for the Number Two slot...but MY choice will always be the last time we ever saw the entire gang at WJM-TV in Minneapolis...


It's a long long way to Tipperary
But my heart's right there
~




Monday, June 23, 2014

Getting the Last Laugh Part 1: My Most Memorable TV Comedy Leads #25 through #11

Welcome to the LONG delayed (if not exactly long awaited) final installment of my four-part series devoted to the most memorable characters in TV history. My previous blog covered my "Poor me" procrastination as well as those who missed the cut. 


If you’re curious but haven’t read it yet, take a couple minutes now:


- A series can only get one slot on the list. This was more of an issue when determining the most memorable Supporting Players. The Leads, eh, not so much.

- Animated characters are ineligible for consideration. So Cartman, Homer and Archer will have to draw up their own list some day.


- Someone's missing from both the also-ran list and the one you're about to skim through? Chalk it up to the fact that I haven’t seen EVERY show over the past sixty years, nor will I always LIKE a show that is popular with many others. Or maybe some just fell into the yawning chasm in-between...

Yadda yadda yadda...without further delay, I give you...


25. ADRIAN MONK (MONK)


Monk is a former homicide detective, plagued by various phobias and an almost crippling obsessive-compulsive disorder. The only thing more important to him than his fastidious cleanliness is the unsolved murder of his wife. Sure sounds like a chuckle-fest, no? Well, here’s the thing: in addition to the considerable amount of quirkiness and pathos Tony Shaloub infuses into Adrian Monk, there are countless laugh-out-loud Monk moments to be found in every episode. It’s no surprise that Shaloub racked up three Emmy wins for his portrayal of the ultimate perfectionist.


24. MAXWELL SMART (GET SMART)


Before the likes of Archer and Austin Powers, the super-spy of silly was Agent 86. Created by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry, the genesis of Maxwell Smart seemed downright elementary: the fusion of James Bond and Inspector Clouseau. But no one foresaw just how much Don Addams would add to that mix, helping to elevate the character to iconic status. From his trademark shoe phone to a litany of catch phrases, you’d have to be an idiot not to GET SMART.


23. ALEX REIGER (TAXI)


At the Sunshine Cab Company, there was one true cabbie, and that was Alex Reiger. But he was also a mentor, an advisor, a defender and any number of other roles that led to him championing the cause of his friends. On a series populated by colorful personalities like Latka Gravas, Jim Ignatowski and Louie DePalma…Alex Reiger still garnered his share of the laughs. 

Notable Moment: Although Alex's inability to fantasize in "Fantasy Borough Part 2" is hysterical...and how he loses his previous job in "The Road Not Taken Part 2" is quite memorable...it's Hirsch's work opposite Carol Kane's Simka in "Scenskees From a Marriage Part 2" that truly stands out.


22. DR. JOHN “J.D.” DORIAN (SCRUBS)


As earnest and goofy as they come, John Dorian didn’t just survive the constant bullying of “the Janitor” and berating by Dr. Cox – he actually flourished. On a show built around relationships and couples trying to withstand the pressures of family and work, there was no stronger duo than the bromance between JD and Turk. They were also quite the musical duo, whether it was kicking out the jams with the SANFORD & SON theme or just singing a song about poo.


21. MURPHY BROWN (MURPHY BROWN)


Over a decade after THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW shuffled off to Tipperary, MURPHY BROWN was a clear descendant of those folks at WJM in Minneapolis. Murphy was a little Mary Richards and a whole lotta Lou Grant. But she was also an anomaly in television: a highly driven professional woman who was very successful and smart, but still had certain misanthropic tendencies – not to mention being a recovering alcoholic. In an era dominated by lowbrow comedies, Murphy was a welcome breath of slyly sarcastic air.

With 10 seasons/247 episodes – MB ranks third behind THE DONNA REED SHOW (8 seasons/275 episodes) and BEWITCHED (8 seasons/254 episodes) as being the longest running female-led sitcom of all time. From the ultra-rare appearance on another network’s series (a classic SEINFELD moment when Kramer is cast as Murphy Brown’s latest secretary) to becoming headline news when cited disparagingly by then Vice-President Quayle, Murphy Brown was definitely more than a blip on the pop culture zeitgeist. 


20. SAM MALONE (CHEERS)


Sam was more than just a dumb jock who ran a bar. He was a hero with feet of clay -- a recovering alcoholic. It was a side to the character that was especially prevalent and poignant in the earlier seasons of CHEERS, and while there were any number of funny Malone Moments…I’ll always remember his obsession with his lucky bottle cap – the cap from the last bottle of beer he ever drank.

Notable moment: The biggest reason why Sam Malone made my list was for one of the sitcom moments that always makes me tear up (much like the death of Henry Blake on M*A*S*H, the Ross Geller prom video on FRIENDS and Archie dealing with the death of Edith on ARCHIE BUNKER'S PLACE). In the Season Five finale of Cheers ("I Do, Adieu"), Sam once again tells the already departed Diane to "have a good life." We then dissolve to a vision of Sam and Diane as an elderly couple sharing one last dance -- darn thing gets me very time. 


19. LARRY SANDERS (THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW)


Years before Ricky Gervais and Larry David made a cottage industry of barely likable characters in increasingly awkward situations – THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW was the pioneer of such storytelling. A rare respite from laugh tracks and the familiar multi-camera set-up, TLSS broke down all such walls while exposing the behind-the-scenes shenanigans of a late night talk show with deadly wit and darkly amusing precision. The character of Larry Sanders was an amalgam of Carson, Letterman and Shandling himself – and airing on HBO meant Shandling could risk playing a character who was all too often a total bastard. Whether he was putting down his buffoonish sidekick Hank Kingsley, deflecting not-so subtle advances from the likes of David Duchovny or just obsessing over the size of his ass – the applause sign was always on whenever Larry took center stage.


18. DAVE NELSON (NEWSRADIO)


NEWSRADIO was essentially WKRP with more consistent writing and an even odder assortment of characters working at a radio station. One clear advantage WNYX had over WKRP: while program director Andy Travis was a pleasant enough fella, he was never all that funny and was easily the most forgettable employee at WKRP. The same cannot be said of WNYX’s news director Dave Nelson. 

Although the setup of the series had Dave slotted as the straight man – he had his share of odd quirky abilities that would be unearthed at the most inopportune times (such as tap dancing, ventriloquism, and a cappella group singing). The Canadian born and Wisconsin-bred geek had his hands full with the dysfunctional staff and management at WNYX, and one of the joys of watching Dave Foley's work on NEWSRADIO was his constant state of utter exasperation.


17. MICHAEL BLUTH (ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT)


No other character in TV history better epitomizes the “straight guy surrounded by zanies” more than Michael Bluth. Shouldering the responsibilities of both the Bluth name and business, Michael’s biggest obstacles were always his own family. One could easily be shown up or overshadowed by the likes of Wil Arnett, Jessica Walter, David Cross, Tony Hale or Jeffrey Tambor – but it’s a credit to both the writing and acting that Michael Bluth still managed to stand out from that narcissistic clan – and deliver more drily funny lines than any of them. Jason Bateman may have grown up in the world of sitcoms, but it was his role on AD that helped pave his way to genuine movie star status.


16. MICHAEL SCOTT (THE OFFICE – USA)


We’ve all known a boss like Michael Scott at some point in our lives. The manager who just wants to be your buddy, but his lack of self-awareness and off-putting social skills are only matched by his apparent ineffectuality at his job. So we pigeonhole, neatly categorize and then dismiss the poor schmuck – but unlike real life, over the years we grew to discover that not only was Michael Scott a worthy friend – he actually wasn’t such a bad boss after all. Steve Carell’s work is wonderfully wince-inducing and side-splitting all at once, taking a role than initially seemed like a thankless challenge and then definitively separating Michael Scott from the character that inspired him…


15. DAVID BRENT (THE OFFICE – UK)


…and that character would be David Brent. David Brent could often be either a desperate sad sack or simply a self-deluded jerk. He was the epitome of a horrible boss, yet by the second season, you found yourself rooting for this one time douche while cringing at his penchant for awkward and inappropriate behavior.

Notable moment: Instead of citing David Brent's uproarious stint as a motivational speaker ("Motivation") or his infamous dance routine ("Charity")...I'm picking his brief but shining moment of triumph in "Christmas Special, Part 2" when he finally stands up to the increasingly annoying and cruel Finchy.


14. LARRY DAVID (CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM)


One can imagine at some point early in Larry David’s life, some corny and cliche-ridden schnook said, “Hey Larry, you’re quite the character!” And while much of SEINFELD’s George Costanza was obviously infused with the Tao of Larry, it wasn’t until he starred in his own series that we got to enjoy an ever-so slightly heightened version of the man himself. The king of situations both painfully awkward and achingly funny, whether he was belittling the idea of small talk or championing against the pervasive discrimination against bald people, Larry David could be counted on to be prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay, pretty good.


13. FRED G. SANFORD (SANFORD AND SON)


Redd Foxx was already a comedy legend for many years before the debut of SANFORD AND SON in 1972. Known for working extremely blue, this was a comic who once shared a marquee with Elvis Presley and was also a major influence on the likes of Richard Pryor (as well as later generations such as Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock and Jamie Foxx – who took his stage surname from the man). But it was his role as Fred G. Sanford that catapulted him further still, while also proving he could be the funniest guy on the planet without uttering a single curse word. Even a big dummy couldn’t argue with this cantankerous junk man making my list.


12. ROB PETRIE (THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW)


THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW was one of those classic series that deftly struck a balance between a workplace comedy and a family sitcom. And the man walking that tightrope was Rob Petrie. Rubber faced and loose-limbed, Van Dyke was a splendid physical comedian – his little pratfall over the living room ottoman is one of the most iconic opening credits gags in TV history. But it was his wit and warmth that made him a great husband and father as well as the head writer for The Alan Brady Show – and it was that combination that made him so appealing to audiences everywhere.

Notable moment: While there may be better episodes, Van Dyke was never funnier than when Rob Petrie was placed under a post-hypnotic suggestion that caused him to act like a raging boozehound in "My Husband Is Not a Drunk".


11. DR. ROBERT HARTLEY (THE BOB NEWHART SHOW)


Looking back at THE BOB NEWHART SHOW, we may not realize just how big a deal it was to see a married couple sharing the same bed...as well as remain childless for the duration of the series. One might not necessarily connect the deadpan genius of Bob Newhart with the sexual revolution, but that show was as significant as any in the Seventies. 

Newhart brought his trademark stammering style (not to mention his classic one-sided telephone conversation gag) to television while playing the occasionally beleaguered psychologist Dr. Robert Hartley. Of course, no one ever called him Robert; it was always "Hi Bob!"  (take a shot)

I'll bring this to a close here. As I leave you dangling on the precipice of the Top Ten to follow, feel free to speculate upon who may be filling those final ten spots. I already know. And before too long, so will you.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Prelude to a List

So it’s been almost four months since my last blog. 

The tail end of 2013 and especially the first few months of 2014…were a particularly dark and difficult time for me. It's safe to say if not for three women in my life with whom I will always have a special connection, I might not be tapping away at these keys in an altogether too warm apartment tonight. It may be nice to be a good boyfriend, but it’s even better to be a good EX-boyfriend.


Since that mid-March intervention, I've been in a slowly but surely rebuilding mode. In addition to selling off a vast number of my geeky treasures, I've also returned temporarily to my old company/job. And even if my run there is about to come to a close once again, it's been a much needed tonic. Sure, getting three months of work was helpful in giving me a slight boost out of a disheartening abyss of debt, but it's been great to have renewed focus on a day-to-day job that I actually enjoy.

However, I can’t talk about my on-going plight without addressing another elephant in the room. And no, I’m not referring to myself this time. A little more than a year ago, I posted a blog that was the internet equivalent of climbing to the top of the highest skyscraper (I’m a city boy, so no mountains for me) and trumpeting the news that the Cronenweth brothers had been signed to direct the feature film based on my script DO NOT DISTURB. Not understanding the business QUITE as well as I thought I did back then, I believed I was months away from sitting on a set watching actors speak my words. 

But...the movie business is all about hurrying up to wait, and when one of the brothers left for nearly six months to shoot David Fincher’s GONE GIRL, I worried that it slowed our momentum. Rationally, having one of our guys working on such a hotly anticipated film can only help our little movie. Still, I was the one disillusioned dork connected to the project, the only guy who had “gone broke waiting for this to happen.”

Thankfully, my friend/producer helped keep my spirits up, and as of now, the movie is still on track to happen. It's just gonna take patience and time, and right now it's all about financing and investors. In a few weeks, I'm going to be devoting whatever free time I have to a major rewrite that has been discussed and simmering since last fall. Hopefully, as I've said in the past, all these months of teary-eyed handwringing will just be an extended anecdote on a future DVD commentary.


Now, for the REAL reason why I sat down to write this babbling blog.

Almost six months ago…I had put out a few list-blogs (or is it blog-list -- ah, no one cares) covering the characters I felt were the most memorable in the history of television. For any who may have missed them, you can check them out in all their awesomeness here:

Top 25 Most Memorable Dramatic Supporting Players

Top 25 Most Memorable Comedic Supporting Players

Top 50 Most Memorable Dramatic Leads

As you can see, I never got around to the Comedic Leads List. As my preamble ramble indicated, for some time, I wasn't of the mindset to cobble together a list based on sitcoms. It just wasn't gonna happen, much to the disappointment of dozens of people looking for something to read on their iPads during a bathroom break.

However, I’ve spent the last two months co-hosting a new podcast with Mother Nature’s adopted son Dan: THE SERIOUS TV DRAMA PODCAST with SCOT and DAN — the first seven episodes of what we've nicknamed "the STVD podcast" have been MAD MEN centric, so if you’re a fan, check ‘em out here: http://stvdpodcast.podbean.com

Doing that podcast has reenergized me a bit, at least enough for me to make good on my winter-given word and get that last list done. Now, I’ve decided to scale it down to the original concept of TWENTY-FIVE. I have no idea what possessed me to do FIFTY for the Dramatic Leads List other than my overall love of the category and medium. Which also explains the podcast — big time duh.

Now, I haven't done the actual list yet. I may even split it into two blogs; 25 through 11, and then the Top Ten. But FOR NOW...I thought it would be fun to share something beforehand: A list of those who were considered but ultimately DIDN’T make the list. 

I’ll be upfront and say that while I love some of the characters below...a handful of these laugh-inducing leads were never going to make the list because — I just don't like them. Most lists like this would have Lucy Ricardo near the top, but I’d sooner have Lucy Van Pelt or Ricardo Montalban up there. You see, I never did love Lucy. 

So Close...and Yet So Far: the Also-Rans Who Didn't Make the Top Twenty-Five

AL BUNDY (MARRIED…WITH CHILDREN)
CHRIS PETERSON (GET A LIFE)
CLIFF HUXTABLE (THE COSBY SHOW)
RAY BARONE (EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND)
ROSS GELLER (FRIENDS)
WILLIAM “WILL” SMITH (THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR)
ALEX P. KEATON (FAMILY TIES)
ANDY MILLMAN (EXTRAS)
BARNEY MILLER (BARNEY MILLER)
MR. BELVEDERE (MR. BELVEDERE)
JACK BENNY (THE JACK BENNY SHOW)
BENSON DUBOIS (BENSON)
SGT. BILKO (THE PHIL SILVERS)
DEREK NOAKES (DEREK)
DOROTHY PETRILO-ZBORNAK (THE GOLDEN GIRLS)
DREW CAREY (THE DREW CAREY SHOW)
EARL HICKEY (MY NAME IS EARL)
FRANK DREBBIN (POLICE SQUAD!)
GABE KOTTER (WELCOME BACK, KOTTER)
GARRY SHANDLING (IT'S GARRY SHANDLING'S SHOW)
GEORGE JEFFERSON (THE JEFFERSONS)
GILLIGAN (GILLIGAN'S ISLAND)
HERMAN MUNSTER (THE MUNSTERS)
JACKIE PEYTON (NURSE JACKIE)
JEFF WINGER (COMMUNITY)
LESLIE KNOPE (PARKS AND RECREATION)
LIZ LEMON (30 ROCK)
LOUIE CK (LOUIE)
LUCY RICARDO (I LOVE LUCY)
MATT LE BLANC (EPISODES)
MORTICIA & GOMEZ ADDAMS (THE ADDAMS FAMILY)
SELINA MEYER (VEEP)
SHELDON COOPER (THE BIG BANG THEORY)


Oh, there's plenty of others. There won't be any nods to BEWTICHED, I DREAM OF JEANNIE, THE BRADY BUNCH and a thousand others. After all, my blog only has so much bandwidth. Finally, these are only MY preferences, so take my opinions with all the weighty gravitas they deserve.



Yeah...that's about right.